The Rockabilly Queen

Wanda Lavonne Jackson (born October 20, 1937) is an American singer, songwriter, pianist and guitarist who had success in the mid-1950s and 1960s as one of the first popular female rockabilly singers and a pioneering rock and roll artist. She is known to many as the “Queen of Rockabilly” (or “First Lady of Rockabilly”).

Jackson mixed country music with fast-moving rockabilly, often recording them on opposite sides of a record. As rockabilly declined in popularity in the mid-1960s, she moved to a successful career in mainstream country music with a string of hits between 1966 and 1973, including “Tears Will Be the Chaser for You, “A Woman Lives for Love” and “Fancy Satin Pillows”.

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The Lady belts out a wicked tune!

Glen Campbell Try A Little Kindness

If you see your brother standing by the road
With a heavy load from the seeds he sowed
And if you see your sister falling by the way
Just stop and say, “You’re going the wrong way

“You’ve got to try a little kindness
Yes, show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you’ll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets

Don’t walk around the down and out
Lend a helping hand instead of doubt
And the kindness that you show every day
Will help someone along their way

You got to try a little kindness
Yes, show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you’ll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets

You got to try a little kindness
Yes, show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you’ll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets

These Lemurs Have Got Rhythm. Scientists Have Got Questions

Studying how and why rhythm evolved in these primates could help unravel the mysteries of human musicality.

Lemurs
PHOTOGRAPH: AGAMI/GETTY IMAGES

THE INDRI IS a lemur, a primate with opposable thumbs; a short tail; and round, tufted, teddy-bear-like ears. They share a branch of the evolutionary tree with humans, but our paths diverged some 60 million years ago. Still, one very striking similarity has stuck around: Indris are one of the few mammals that sing. Family groups create choruses in the treetops of their rain forest home in Madagascar; their voices ringing out for miles. Those songs—which biologist Andrea Ravignani describes as sounding like a cross between several jazz trumpeters jamming, a humpback whale, and a scream—are also the only songs other than those made by humans to be structured with regular, predictable rhythms.

In fact, indri rhythm can be the same as human rhythm, says Ravignani, who studies bioacoustics at the Max Planck Institute for Psycholinguistics. He is part of an international team of researchers whose recent paper in Current Biology is the first to document rhythm in lemurs.

Analyzing how, and when, the lemurs’ songs use a rhythmic structure could help researchers understand musicality in humans, the evolutionary purpose of which remains mysterious. Traits like color vision, bipedal ambulation, and prolonged infanthood have all been attributed to evolutionary pressures that favored the people who carried certain genes. But music, which is so pervasive across human cultures, is unexplained. “As a music lover I am fascinated by the beauty of music,” says Ravignani. “As a biologist, I’m puzzled about why we still haven’t found an answer when many other things are so obvious in human evolution.”

Ravignani’s team’s work on the indris’ rhythm is just beginning. In addition to their morning announcement song, the animals also sing when they’re lost, as a warning, or as a threat, so De Gregorio is curious about whether those songs also have these rhythms.

Next, Ravignani wants to apply these research techniques to other singing primates, like gibbons, and then to marine animals like seals. “And then who knows?” he asks. “Every year or so, we discover that at least one animal species has something that we previously thought was uniquely human. So I think we’re up for a lot of surprises.”

Blues with a sense of humor

I can’t lose with the stuff I use
(Don’t you just know it)
Baby, don’t believe I wear two left shoes
(Don’t you just know it)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Hey, pretty baby, can we go strollin’
(Don’t you just know it)
You got me rockin’ when I wanna be rollin’
(Don’t you just know it)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Baby, baby, you’re my blue heaven
(Don’t you just know it)
You got me pushin’ when I wanna be shoving
(Don’t you just know it)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)The older the woman, the more she teases
(Don’t you just know it)
The younger the Couple, the tighter they squeeze
(Don’t you just know it)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)

Give me back my wig
Honey now let your head go bald.
Give me back my wig
Honey now let your head go bald.
Really didn’t have no business
Honey buyin’ you no wig at all.

Takin’ me downtown
Say four forty nine,
When I get down there
I swear, nine ninety nine.

You just give me back my wig
Honey now let your head go bald.
Really didn’t have no business
Honey buyin’ you no wig at all.

Yeah my Mama told me
And your good friend too,
When you get that wig
That’s the way you gonna do.

You just give me back my wig
Honey now let your head go bald.
Really didn’t have no business
Honey buyin’ you no wig at all.

Goodbye little one
All I got to say.
Give me back my wig and be
On your merry way.

You just give me back my wig
Honey, now let your head go bald.
Really didn’thave no business
Honey buyin’ you no wig at all

New Order

Help Me Somebody Help Me
I Wonder Where I Am
I See My Future Before Me
I’ll Hurt You When I Can
It Seems Like I’ve Been Here Before
Confusion Sprung Up From Devotion
A Halo That Covers My Eyes
It Sprung From This First Estrangement
No One Have I Ever Despised
Is This The Way That You Wanted To Pay
Won’t You Show Me Please Show Me The Way
Is This The Way That You Wanted To Pay
Won’t You Show Me Please Show Me The Way

My promise could be your fiend
A given end to your dreams
A simple movement or rhyme
Could be the smallest of signs
We’ll never know what they are or care
In it’s escapable view
There’s no escape so few in fear
Give in a changing value

To be given your sight
Hid in a long peaceful night
A nervous bride for your eyes
A fractured smile that soon dies
A love that’s wrong from your life and soul
A savage mine had begun
Hello, farewell to your love and soul
Hello, farewell to your soul

Now I know what those hands would do
No looking back now, we’re pushing through
We’ll change these feelings, we’ll taste and see
But never guess how the him would scream
But never guess how the him would scream
But never guess how the him would scream

More funny Band names 

I don’t know how much thought went into deciding on these names, but they are original.

The names:

Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation

Ducks Deluxe

The Hypnotoad

The Cramps

The song above was about professional wrestler ‘The Crusher.’

The Revolting Cocks

Dipstick

Nasal Sex With Broken Glass

The Meatmen

King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones

Lucifigous Prick

Aardvark Spleen

Nuts In Your Mouth

Shower With Goats

Rats of Unusual Size

Vowel Movement

JFKFC

Mermaid in a Manhole

Titwrench

Edith Bunker’s Demonized Vomit Insurance 

Sex Clark Five

Werm Gorefare

Unravelled Brown Cassette Tape Lying On A Freeway

Tom Cruise Control

Pork Queen

Some Asian Female Bodybuilders

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

Your Favourite Horse

Peter Mansbridge and the CBCs

Dracula Does Calculus

Apocalypse WOW!

Rubix Pube

Mono Pause

The Sunny Side of the Street  

The sunny side is always so much better than the shaded side.

sunny

Seen the carnival at Rome
Had the women, I had the booze
All that I can remember now
Is little kids without no shoes

So, I saw that train and I got on it
With a heartful of hate and a lust for vomit
Now I’m walking on the sunnyside of the street

Stepped over bodies in Bombay
Tried to make it to the U.S.A.
Ended up in Nepal
Up on the roof with nothing at all
And I knew that day
I was going to stay right where I am
On the sunnyside of the street

Been in a palace, been in a jail
I just don’t want to be reborn a snail
Just want to spend eternity right where I am
On the sunnyside of the street

As my mother wept it was then I swore
To take my life as I would a whore
I know I’m better than before
I will not be reconstructed

Just want to stay right here
The sunnyside of the street
The sunnyside of the street
The sunnyside of the street
The sunnyside of the street

American Idiots

The idiot above committed one of the greatest geopolitical blunders in history. The Iraq invasion in 2003 was uncalled for and completely unnecessary. Saddam was no threat to the U.S. The invasion and subsequent war cost tens of thousands of lives and caused that area of the Middle East to headlong into chaos, extreme hardship and indescribable violence . The invasion is still felt in the region to this day.

Green Day released this song in 2005.

This idiot attempted a coup D’etat against the fairly elected president of the United States in 2021. He continues to say that he actually won the 2020 presidential election without any concrete evidence whatsoever. He also pulled the United States out of climate agreements and a nuclear deal with Iran. He imposed tariffs on friendly countries and harshly criticised and slandered NATO. He also divided the American nation like no other president. His lies have created a deep ideological rift within the very fabric of American culture and society. Let’s hope and pray that this idiot fades away and gets sequestered into a deep cesspool within American history.

‘All I can hear is a cacophony of screaming girls’ – photographing the Beatles and Stones

The Beatles at Stockton Globe
Image caption,The Beatles played the Stockton Globe on the day their second album was released in November 1963

Photographer Ian Wright was just 18 when he captured The Beatles on stage on 22 November 1963. But the photos never made it into his newspaper because of an event half-way around the world.

The Beatles had just played their first set at the Stockton Globe to 2,400 screaming girls, and another 2,400 were making their way in for the night’s second performance when the frontman of the support band heard a newsflash on his transistor radio.

“He had a clapped-out trannie that was held together with chewing gum and elastic bands, and he used to tie the little aerial around one of his cymbal stands,” recalls Wright, who was hanging around backstage.

“He was tuning in to Radio Luxembourg to find out who was in the top 10. All of a sudden there was a crash. He’d dropped the cymbals. He came out and looked completely gaunt and ashen. He mumbled something but you couldn’t grasp what he was saying.

“And then he composed himself and he said, ‘It’s just been on Radio Luxembourg. The president of the United States of America has been assassinated.’

“It was surreal. The place just went silent.”

The Beatles at Stockton Globe
Image caption,The Fab Four returned to the venue in October 1964

Wright’s paper the Northern Echo, under the direction of legendary editor Harold Evans, immediately turned out a special edition that went on a fleet of lorries to London in an attempt to beat the national titles to the following morning’s commuter trade.

The day of the gig also saw the release of The Beatles’ second album With The Beatles, but the paper’s exclusive story about the world record 350,000 advance orders went by the wayside, as did Wright’s photos from that night – which remained unpublished for almost half a century.

The Stockton-on-Tees venue shut in 1975 and did not operate as a music venue for almost half a century, until it reopened after a £28m renovation (delayed and way over budget) earlier this month.

Wright’s photos of The Beatles and other iconic artists who performed there in the 60s, many of which have never been seen, have now gone on permanent display at the venue, as well as being included in a new book.

Beatles fans outside Stockton Globe
Image caption,Beatles fans ignored the “no waiting” signs outside the venue

Wright got to know the bands while hanging out at venues including the Globe, taking photos from the orchestra pit.

“McCartney said, ‘What do you hear down there?'” Wright says. “I said, ‘It’s very surreal because it’s like a seashell. If I turn this way, I can hear you perfectly on stage. If I go the other way, all I can hear is a cacophony of screaming girls wetting their knickers.'”

As well as the crowds inside the venue, thousands more blocked the high street outside.

When the news began to spread about US President John F Kennedy’s assassination in Dallas, Texas, there was an eerie atmosphere, Wright says.

“When we went out into the streets, it was sheer silence. You could hear a pin drop. Many young girls were hugging each other and consoling each other. Nobody knew what to do next.

“Over the road was the parish church, and somehow the dean managed to pull all his campanologists together, and all of a sudden the bells started to toll. It was absolutely incredible. And then slowly…” He imitates the crowd’s spontaneous applause. “That’s what happened.”

Rolling Stones at Stockton Globe
Image caption,The Rolling Stones’ Brian Jones and Mick Jagger photographed in 1965

Nevertheless, The Beatles’ second performance of the night went ahead as planned, and Wright photographed them again when they returned the following year.

One year after that, the Stones visited the County Durham town – and this time there was a very different atmosphere.

“There was a feeling of menace in the air. Something was going to happen, you knew it,” Wright recalls.

“I hadn’t been there more than about two songs into the Rolling Stones set when all of a sudden a nine-inch spanner whistled past my head, landed on the stage, pinged off the cover of a footlight and hit Charlie Watts’ drums.

Mick Jagger at the Stockton Globe

“The next thing, all of a sudden [Mick] Jagger jumped, span in the air and had his back to the audience. He carried on singing and all the time he was fumbling in his pocket. He brought out this crisp handkerchief and then turned to the audience, and there’s blood pouring down his face.

“It’s on his shirt, it’s down his trousers, it’s on his shoes. He finished the song, and he walked off. And they brought down the curtain.”

Rolling Stones gigs were occasionally marred by violence, and the singer had been hit by a sharpened coin thrown by Teddy Boys in the crowd, according to the photographer. “This one was half an inch above his eye, otherwise he’d have been blinded.”

Cliff Richard with an unknown woman at Stockton Globe
Image caption,Cliff Richard backstage with a local woman whose identity Wright and his paper unsuccessfully tried to trace
Cilla Black at Stockton Globe
Image caption,Cilla Black in the Globe’s not-so-salubrious dressing room (with Wright in the mirror)

Wright also captured stars like Cliff Richard, Cilla Black, Roy Orbison and Ike and Tina Turner on stage and in their dressing rooms.

Many of those photos can now be seen on the walls of the venue, which reopened with a McFly concert on 6 September.

Wright, now 76, returned on Tuesday to give a talk about his memories – and says he was transported back to that night when The Beatles came to town.

Ian Wright with his photos at Stockton Globe
Image caption,Ian Wright returned to the renovated venue this week
Stockton Globe
Image caption,The refurbishment ended up costing seven times the original £4m budget

“We were doing a run-through and they put the photographs up on the screen, and they put The Beatles on the sound system, and I said, ‘This is where I was standing when I took this photograph.’

“And all of a sudden, when the picture came up, the whole atmosphere in the theatre went cold, it went tingly, and everybody stopped. It was dead quiet. They were like spirits.”

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