I can’t lose with the stuff I use
(Don’t you just know it)
Baby, don’t believe I wear two left shoes
(Don’t you just know it)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Hey, pretty baby, can we go strollin’
(Don’t you just know it)
You got me rockin’ when I wanna be rollin’
(Don’t you just know it)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Baby, baby, you’re my blue heaven
(Don’t you just know it)
You got me pushin’ when I wanna be shoving
(Don’t you just know it)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)The older the woman, the more she teases
(Don’t you just know it)
The younger the Couple, the tighter they squeeze
(Don’t you just know it)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba
(Gooba, gooba, gooba, gooba)
Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)Ah ha ha ha
(Ah ha ha ha)
Ey eh, oh
(Ey eh, oh)

Give me back my wig
Honey now let your head go bald.
Give me back my wig
Honey now let your head go bald.
Really didn’t have no business
Honey buyin’ you no wig at all.

Takin’ me downtown
Say four forty nine,
When I get down there
I swear, nine ninety nine.

You just give me back my wig
Honey now let your head go bald.
Really didn’t have no business
Honey buyin’ you no wig at all.

Yeah my Mama told me
And your good friend too,
When you get that wig
That’s the way you gonna do.

You just give me back my wig
Honey now let your head go bald.
Really didn’t have no business
Honey buyin’ you no wig at all.

Goodbye little one
All I got to say.
Give me back my wig and be
On your merry way.

You just give me back my wig
Honey, now let your head go bald.
Really didn’thave no business
Honey buyin’ you no wig at all