The Weirdest Rock Band Names Ever, in alphabetical order

If you think Nickelback, Smashing Pumpkins, Limp Bizkit and The Bare Naked Ladies are funny mindless band names, you haven’t heard anything yet.  The mind altering drugs these characters were on when they thought up these names either revved up the creative juices or blocked stimulation to the cerebral cortex vortex.

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The List in alphabetical order:

Abracadaver

Adickdid

Afrodiziac

Alcoholocaust

Anus the Menace

Baldilocks

Bassholes

Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens

Bondage A Go Go

BowWowWowHaus

Broadzilla

Bulimia Banquet

Cap’n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies

Deepthroat Shotgun

Dick Duck and the Dorks

Disgruntled Postal Workers

Doris Daze

Dow Jones and the Industrials

Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers

Endangered Feces

Evil Beaver

Fat Welfare Moms On Dust

50 Naked Midgets

The Fred Mertz Experience

The French are from Hell

Frumious Bandersnatch

GangGreen

The Gaza Strippers

Duckbutter

Electric Al and the Poison Dart Frog McNuggets

Epileptic Disco

Ethyl Merman

The Fartz

Fearless Iranians From Hell

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The Hostile Amish

Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program

Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds

Lubricated Goat

The Morning Shakes

Organic Condom Mazda Drugs

Porn on the Cob

Squirrel Nut Zippers

Super Sonic Soul Pimps

Titty Bingo

UFOFU

Vomit Launch

The Whip-M-Out Girl’s

Willie Nelson Mandela

Zombies Under Stress

Zombina & The Skeletones

Zorro and the Blue Footballs

Zsa Zsa

Zulu Leprechauns

Street Life

I play the street life
Because there’s no place I can go
Street life
And it’s the only life I know
Street life
And there’s a thousand parts to play
Street life
Until you play your life away
You let the people see
Just who you want to be
And every night you shine
Just like a super star
That’s how the life is played
A ten cent Masquerade
You dress, and walk, and talk
You’re who you think you are
Street life
You can run away from time
Street life
For a nickel and a dime
Street life
But you better not get old
Street life
Or you’re gonna feel the cold
There’s always love for sale
A grown-up fairy tale
Prince charming always smiles
Behind a silver spoon
And if you keep it young
Your song is always sung
Your love will pay your way
Beneath the silver moon

March of the Templars

 

The Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon (Latin: Pauperes commilitones Christi Templique Solomonici), commonly known as the Knights Templar, the Order of the Temple (French: Ordre du Temple or Templiers) or simply as Templars, were among the most famous of the Western Christian military orders.  The organization existed for nearly two centuries during the Middle Ages.

Officially endorsed by the Catholic Church around 1129, the Order became a favored charity throughout Christendom, and grew rapidly in membership and power. Templar knights, in their distinctive white mantles with a red cross, were among the most skilled fighting units of the Crusades.  Non-combatant members of the Order managed a large economic infrastructure throughout Christendom, innovating financial techniques that were an early form of banking,  and building fortifications across Europe and the Holy Land.

Herb Alpert

Herb Alpert (born March 31, 1935) is an American jazz musician most associated with the group variously known as Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, Herb Alpert’s Tijuana Brass, or TJB. Alpert is also a recording industry executive, the “A” of A&M Records, a recording label he and business partner Jerry Moss founded and eventually sold to PolyGram. Alpert also has created abstract expressionist paintings and sculpture over two decades, which are publicly displayed on occasion. Alpert and his wife, Lani Hall, are substantial philanthropists through the operation of the Herb Alpert Foundation.

Alpert’s musical accomplishments include five No. 1 albums and 28 albums total on the Billboard Album chart, nine Grammy Awards, fourteen platinum albums, and fifteen gold albums. Alpert has sold 72 million records worldwide. Alpert is the only recording artist to hit No. 1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 pop chart as both a vocalist (“This Guy’s in Love with You”, 1968) and an instrumentalist (“Rise”, 1979).

Herb still performs and is scheduled for a gig in Winnipeg for April 2020.

Fool Organizers at Pro-Trump Rally play ‘Rockin the Free World’

This song is not exactly espousing the American dream.

“Rockin’ In The Free World”

There’s colors on the street
Red, white and blue
People shufflin’ their feet
People sleepin’ in their shoes
But there’s a warnin’ sign
on the road ahead
There’s a lot of people sayin’
we’d be better off dead
Don’t feel like Satan,
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can.Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world
Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she’s gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she’s done to it
There’s one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.

Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world
Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.

We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Machine gun hand
We got department stores
and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes
for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people,
says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn,
got roads to drive.

Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world
Keep on rockin’ in the free world,
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.