Elephant in the room 

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Elephant

Adam Oswell wins the Photojournalism award for this picture which shows zoo visitors in Thailand watching a young elephant perform underwater. Elephant tourism has increased across Asia. In Thailand, there are now more elephants in captivity than in the wild.

Chimps

Brent Stirton was awarded the Photojournalist Story Award. His sequence of images profiles a rehabilitation centre caring for chimpanzees orphaned by the bushmeat trade in Africa. The director of the centre is seen introducing a newly rescued chimp to others in her care.

Polar bear leaning out of window

More than 20 polar bears took over Kolyuchin Island, Russia which has been abandoned since 1992, in search of food. With climate change reducing sea ice, polar bears are finding hunting more difficult, pushing them closer to human settlements to scavenge. A low-noise drone was used to capture the striking image.

Police pull over car with huge bull in passenger seat

Police in Norfolk, Nebraska pulled over a car for having a huge bull standing in its passenger seat.

The car had half of its roof cut off in order to fit the animal.

The man driving the car was given a warning by police, and was ordered to take the bull back home. No-one was injured in the process.

News Channel Nebraska overheard on a police scanner that officers would be attending the scene, so rushed out to capture the moment on camera.

The Ankole-Watusi derives from cattle of the Ankole group of Sanga cattle breeds of east and central Africa. Some of these were brought to Germany as zoo specimens in the early twentieth century, and from there spread to other European zoos. Some were imported to the United States, and in 1960 a herd was started in New York State by cross-breeding some of them with an unrelated Canadian bull.  A breed society, the Ankole Watusi International Registry, was set up in 1983,  and in 1989 a breed standard was drawn up. In 2016 the total number for the breed was thought to be approximately 1500 head, some 80% of them in the United States.
The Ankole-Watusi may be a number of different colors, but is usually red. The horns are unusually large, with a wide spread  and the largest circumference found in any cattle breed. Guinness World Records lists a bull named CT Woodie with a horn circumference of 103.5 cm (40.7 in) and a steer named Lurch, with horns measuring 95.25 cm (37.50 in), as record-holders.

Lion wandering city streets in Pakistan

A gang of miscreants attempting to smuggle a lion through a Pakistani city saw their plan go up in smoke when the big cat escaped from their vehicle and wound up roaming the streets. The bizarre incident reportedly occurred on Tuesday evening during rush hour in Karachi. The normally bustling traffic in the city came to a screeching halt when motorists realized that they were sharing the streets with an out-of-place lion that had appeared out of nowhere. As one might imagine, the presence of the big cat sparked something of a panic among residents as one man was nearly attacked by the creature.

The lion managed to evade capture for approximately two hours until wildlife officials were able to drive the animal into a building where they finally subdued the beast. A subsequent investigation by police led them to five individuals who they determined had been responsible for the big cat being in Karachi that day. When questioned, they claimed that the creature was sick and that they were transporting it to a veterinarian when it somehow escaped from their truck. However, their alibi fell apart when cops noticed that their vehicle contained a distinctly different animal which cast considerable doubt upon their tale: an old tortoise.

The fact that the gang had been driving around Karachi with both a lion and a very large turtle in their truck led authorities to surmise that the men were in the midst of a smuggling scheme that went wildly awry when the big cat busted loose. Their assessment of the situation was seemingly confirmed when one of the suspected smugglers declared to authorities that “we do not want the lion. It can be handed over to anyone.” The big cat and its unlikely turtle companion have since been sent to the Karachi Zoo for safekeeping until wildlife officials determine how best to release them into the wild. The would-be smugglers, meanwhile, will likely be hit with significant fines if not jail time for the wild misadventure.

An example of how addictive cocaine can be 

From the war movie ‘Tropic Thunder’ where Jack Black’s character Jeff Portnoy is having cocaine withdrawal in the middle of the jungle.  His comrades have tied him to a tree so he doesn’t run off.  He is trying to bribe one buddy named Alpa Chino into cutting him loose.  There has been insinuations that Alpa is Gay.

Jeff Portnoy: Hey, Alpa, if you come over here and untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.

Alpa Chino: Man, what did I tell you? I love tha pussy!

Jeff Portnoy: I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

Monster B-Movie Blitz  

Recently there has been a swarm of monster B-Movies on television.  I PVRrd a few of them and will have to get the popcorn popping.  But these damn things are so bad that I lose interest once I see the monster.  But you have to give it to the people at SyFy productions, they do have an imagination.  Some of these devil creatures are absurd hybrids that love blood.  Below are some of the posters.

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Thank God our Sasquatches aren’t this psycho!

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Ponch is back! Erik Estrada came out of retirement to star in this gem.

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