Top Ten James Bond Escapes 

007 agent James Bond often gets trapped, but he always finds a way to squirm his way out. Ingenious with a lot of gumption the British super secret agent (that everybody has heard about and recognizes) has many tricks up his sleeve. The evil madmen of the planet just cannot put an end to this white knight crusader of the western world, even when he has been snared and cornered.

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An example of how addictive cocaine can be 

From the war movie ‘Tropic Thunder’ where Jack Black’s character Jeff Portnoy is having cocaine withdrawal in the middle of the jungle.  His comrades have tied him to a tree so he doesn’t run off.  He is trying to bribe one buddy named Alpa Chino into cutting him loose.  There has been insinuations that Alpa is Gay.

Jeff Portnoy: Hey, Alpa, if you come over here and untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.

Alpa Chino: Man, what did I tell you? I love tha pussy!

Jeff Portnoy: I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

Monster B-Movie Blitz  

Recently there has been a swarm of monster B-Movies on television.  I PVRrd a few of them and will have to get the popcorn popping.  But these damn things are so bad that I lose interest once I see the monster.  But you have to give it to the people at SyFy productions, they do have an imagination.  Some of these devil creatures are absurd hybrids that love blood.  Below are some of the posters.

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Thank God our Sasquatches aren’t this psycho!

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Ponch is back! Erik Estrada came out of retirement to star in this gem.

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Memorable quote from Blazing Saddles movie 1974

The arch villan, Hedley Lamarr, played by Harvey Korman wants to put together a bad crew to attack the good guys.  So he tells the Slim Pickens character:

 I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!

Is there something about Methodists I don’t know?

Vintage Cinema

‘The Birds’ 1965

‘The Incredible Shrinking Man’ 1957

‘Lawrence of Arabia’ 1962

‘The Godfather’ 1972

‘Goodfellas’ 1990

‘Ed Wood’ 1995

‘Vertigo’ 1958

‘Psycho’ 1960

‘Key Largo’ Edward G. Robinson 1948

‘One Who Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest’ 1975

White Pongo

White Pongo, also known as Adventure Unlimited in the United Kingdom, is a 1945 American film directed by Sam Newfield released by Producers Releasing Corporation.

In the jungles of the Belgian Congo, a group of natives are dancing around a great fire with a human sacrifice named Gunderson, They are attacked by an albino gorilla called the White Pongo. During the attack an elderly scientist who lives with the tribe frees Gunderson and gives him his deceased colleague’s diary that contains his findings on the white gorilla.

Gunderson makes it through the jungle and arrives in a nearby settlement in a feverish state. The diary has seemed to prove that the white gorilla of myth exists and that local anthropologists believe it is the evolutionary missing link. A safari is formed with a group of individuals, several of whom have their own nefarious reasons for going, but one is an undercover Rhodesian Secret Serviceman. The group battle the jungle and one another. In the climax, the White Pongo, who has been stalking the group, kidnaps one of the safari members (the sole female, of course) and duels with a normal-colored gorilla. The rest of the safari hear the battle and rescue their comrade. The White Pongo comes out victorious over his rival, but is wounded by the safari and taken with them to the boat back to London.