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Most of us have seen those pics of the crazy people that are shopping in Walmart. But the parking lots are just as insane.
This woman was spray-painting her car black in a Walmart parking lot on a windy day.
So a Guy on a Horse Just Lassoed a Bike Thief in a Walmart Parking Lot
MARINE BARRACKS WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cpl. Chesty XIV, also known as Chesty The Bulldog, has been removed from his primary duties as the official Marine Corps mascot following multiple charges of sexual misconduct, sources confirmed today.
There were several cases involving accusations of leg humping, unsolicited face licking, and one claim of lewd sexting.
“I always suspected Chesty was letting his fame go to his head,” said Pfc. David Trimbull, a member of the Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon. “We all heard rumors, but the command made it perfectly clear they wanted us to keep quiet.”
In 2016, a story emerged about Chesty when a server witnessed him cornering two Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders at the USO Gala in Washington, D.C.
“I was in absolute shock, just like them,” said the witness, whose name is withheld out of fear of reprisal. “I couldn’t move I was so scared, and when it was all over, all I could do was comfort them and offer some clean napkins.”
The two cheerleaders never pressed charges and refused to comment on the incident.
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