I don’t know how much thought went into deciding on these names, but they are original.
The names:
Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation
Ducks Deluxe
The Hypnotoad
The Cramps
The song above was about professional wrestler ‘The Crusher.’
The Revolting Cocks
Dipstick
Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
The Meatmen
King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones
Lucifigous Prick
Aardvark Spleen
Nuts In Your Mouth
Shower With Goats
Rats of Unusual Size
Vowel Movement
JFKFC
Mermaid in a Manhole
Titwrench
Edith Bunker’s Demonized Vomit Insurance
Sex Clark Five
Werm Gorefare
Unravelled Brown Cassette Tape Lying On A Freeway
Tom Cruise Control
Pork Queen
Some Asian Female Bodybuilders
Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
Your Favourite Horse
Peter Mansbridge and the CBCs
Dracula Does Calculus
Apocalypse WOW!
Rubix Pube
Mono Pause