Year: 2020
The Weirdest Rock Band Names Ever, in alphabetical order
If you think Nickelback, Smashing Pumpkins, Limp Bizkit and The Bare Naked Ladies are funny mindless band names, you haven’t heard anything yet. The mind altering drugs these characters were on when they thought up these names either revved up the creative juices or blocked stimulation to the cerebral cortex vortex.
The List in alphabetical order:
Abracadaver
Adickdid
Afrodiziac
Alcoholocaust
Anus the Menace
Baldilocks
Bassholes
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
Bondage A Go Go
BowWowWowHaus
Broadzilla
Bulimia Banquet
Cap’n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
Deepthroat Shotgun
Dick Duck and the Dorks
Disgruntled Postal Workers
Doris Daze
Dow Jones and the Industrials
Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
Endangered Feces
Evil Beaver
Fat Welfare Moms On Dust
50 Naked Midgets
The Fred Mertz Experience
The French are from Hell
Frumious Bandersnatch
GangGreen
The Gaza Strippers
Duckbutter
Electric Al and the Poison Dart Frog McNuggets
Epileptic Disco
Ethyl Merman
The Fartz
Fearless Iranians From Hell
The Hostile Amish
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lubricated Goat
The Morning Shakes
Organic Condom Mazda Drugs
Porn on the Cob
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Super Sonic Soul Pimps
Titty Bingo
UFOFU
Vomit Launch
The Whip-M-Out Girl’s
Willie Nelson Mandela
Zombies Under Stress
Zombina & The Skeletones
Zorro and the Blue Footballs
Zsa Zsa
Zulu Leprechauns
Street Life
I play the street life
Because there’s no place I can go
Street life
And it’s the only life I know
Street life
And there’s a thousand parts to play
Street life
Until you play your life away
You let the people see
Just who you want to be
And every night you shine
Just like a super star
That’s how the life is played
A ten cent Masquerade
You dress, and walk, and talk
You’re who you think you are
Street life
You can run away from time
Street life
For a nickel and a dime
Street life
But you better not get old
Street life
Or you’re gonna feel the cold
There’s always love for sale
A grown-up fairy tale
Prince charming always smiles
Behind a silver spoon
And if you keep it young
Your song is always sung
Your love will pay your way
Beneath the silver moon
Creature from the Black Lagoon Art
Creature from the Black Lagoon is a 1954 American black-and-white 3D monster horror film from Universal-International.
‘Ghost Ship’ washed up by Storm Dennis
Earlier this week, an abandoned “ghost” cargo ship was discovered washed up off the coast of County Cork, Ireland, following strong winds from Storm Dennis.
Aerial footage by the Irish Coast Guard showed the 80-metre (260 feet) cargo ship MV Alta stuck on the rocks near the village of Ballycotton.
Photographers have now been able to visit the area and capture the dramatic sight of the rusting ship against the Irish landscape.
The vessel appears to have drifted thousands of miles over more than a year, from the south-east of Bermuda in 2018, across the Atlantic Ocean.
Previously, the US Coast Guard rescued the crew members in September 2018.
“This is one in a million,” said local lifeboat chief John Tattan.
The head of Ballycotton’s Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) told the Irish Examiner newspaper he had “never, ever seen anything abandoned like that before.”
Built in 1976, the Alta has had numerous names and owners.
In September 2018 the ship encountered problems when sailing from Greece to Haiti.
A power outage led to the Alta drifting at sea for 20 days around 1,300 miles (2,100km) south-east of Bermuda, according to the US Coast Guard, which became aware of its struggles.
With just two days of food left on board for Alta’s crew, the coast guard air-dropped food and other supplies.
As a hurricane approached, the coast guard decided to rescue the damaged ship’s 10 crew members and take them to Puerto Rico.
Since then the ship has been abandoned. It was last spotted in September 2019 by a British Royal Navy ship in the mid-Atlantic.
On Tuesday, personnel from Cork County Council could be seen boarding the wreck of the ship, below.
There is no visible pollution leaking from the ship, according to environmental scientists who visited Ballycotton on Monday, explained Cork County Council.
Cork County Council, the Irish Coastguard and the Receiver of Wreck will decide what will happen to the ship,
According to the Irish Times, a person claiming to represent the owner of the ship has come forward, with investigations ongoing.
Storm Dennis, which brought the abandoned ship on to the rocks, left thousands of homes, farms and businesses without electricity across the Republic of Ireland.
In the UK, about 1,400 homes and businesses have been affected by the floods in the wake of downpours brought by the storm.
For this Guy Crime Doesn’t Pay
What king of idiot would get this tattoo splattered across his forehead?
An Indiana man with a “CRIME PAYS” tattoo etched across his forehead is headed back to jail after leading officers on a pursuit.
Donald Murray was arrested Monday after leading officers with the Terre Haute Police Department on a short chase. He faces charges of resisting law enforcement, reckless driving, possession of methamphetamine, maintaining a common nuisance and auto theft, the department said in a Facebook post.
This isn’t Murray’s first run-in with the law. Late last year, he was featured on an episode of A&E’s “Live PD” for leading officers on a high-speed pursuit. He crashed into a tree and escaped on foot before eventually being captured.
Following that incident, he was charged with criminal recklessness and resisting law enforcement, NBC affiliate WTWO in Terre Haute. Murray was being held without bail, but was later released on his own recognizance in January.
Murray is being held on a $15,000 bond stemming from Monday’s chase. He is due in court on Friday.
TV Classics
The Six Million Dollar Man is an American science fiction and action television series, running from 1973 to 1978, about a former astronaut, USAF Colonel Steve Austin, portrayed by Lee Majors. Austin has superhuman strength due to bionic implants and is employed as a secret agent by a fictional U.S. government office titled OSI. The series was based on the Martin Caidin novel Cyborg, which was the working title of the series during pre-production.
Following three television pilot movies, which all aired in 1973, The Six Million Dollar Man television series aired on the ABC network as a regular episodic series for five seasons from 1974 to 1978. Steve Austin became a pop culture icon of the 1970s.
A spin-off television series, The Bionic Woman, featuring the lead female character Jaime Sommers, ran from 1976 to 1978. Three television movies featuring both bionic characters were also produced from 1987 to 1994.
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