The Weirdest Rock Band Names Ever, in alphabetical order

If you think Nickelback, Smashing Pumpkins, Limp Bizkit and The Bare Naked Ladies are funny mindless band names, you haven’t heard anything yet.  The mind altering drugs these characters were on when they thought up these names either revved up the creative juices or blocked stimulation to the cerebral cortex vortex.


The List in alphabetical order:





Anus the Menace



Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens

Bondage A Go Go



Bulimia Banquet

Cap’n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies

Deepthroat Shotgun

Dick Duck and the Dorks

Disgruntled Postal Workers

Doris Daze

Dow Jones and the Industrials

Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers

Endangered Feces

Evil Beaver

Fat Welfare Moms On Dust

50 Naked Midgets

The Fred Mertz Experience

The French are from Hell

Frumious Bandersnatch


The Gaza Strippers


Electric Al and the Poison Dart Frog McNuggets

Epileptic Disco

Ethyl Merman

The Fartz

Fearless Iranians From Hell


The Hostile Amish

Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program

Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds

Lubricated Goat

The Morning Shakes

Organic Condom Mazda Drugs

Porn on the Cob

Squirrel Nut Zippers

Super Sonic Soul Pimps

Titty Bingo


Vomit Launch

The Whip-M-Out Girl’s

Willie Nelson Mandela

Zombies Under Stress

Zombina & The Skeletones

Zorro and the Blue Footballs

Zsa Zsa

Zulu Leprechauns

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