I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.