‘AND WHEN HE IS COME’: A TREASURY OF UNINTENTIONALLY ‘DIRTY’ DOUBLE-ENTENDRE GOSPEL LP COVERS

Most of these records generally fall into two categories: titles about someone being touched and titles about someone coming, in one instance “quarts of love.”

Usually, the naïve graphics on the covers sell the unintentional jokes.

Below are some of my favorites.


Uncle “D”

If you have a high tolerance for pain, give this video a listen:

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Where are the Carriers?

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When word of a crisis breaks out in Washington, it’s no accident that
the first question that comes to everyone’s lips is:
‘Where’s the nearest carrier?
‘”

President Bill Clinton
March 12, 1993
aboard USS Theodore Roosevelt

With all the Sabre rattling going on between North Korea and the United States, Globalsecurity.org keeps up to date on where the big U.S. super-carriers are. North Korea said they will sink the USS Carl Vinson when it arrives in the Sea of Japan. Good luck. Their puny obsolete fighters would be decimated by U.S. aircraft on the carrier and land based in South Korea and Japan. The North Korean navy is a joke. Basically patrol boats and rust bucket antique submarines.

So where are the carriers?

Forward deployed:

CVN-76 Reagan: Homeported in Yokosuka, Japan. Could be ready for action in days.

CVN-70 Vinson: 18 April 2017. Indian Ocean steaming towards east Asia.

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CVN-77 George H. W. Bush: Persian Gulf.

Pre-Deployment:

CVN-68 Nimitz: April 2017. Composite Training Unit Exercise (Comptuex) eastern Pacific. Work up to full deployment.

CVN-71 Roosevelt: Planned incremental deployment. Western Pacific deployment fall 2017.

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CVN-69 Eisenhower: Departed for a sustainment exercise. At sea western Atlantic off Norfolk, Virginia.

In port:

CVN-75 Truman: March 2017. Planned Incremental Availability (PIA). In port Norfolk.

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CVN-74 Stennis: 29 March 2017. Planned incremental availability (PIA). In port Bremerton, Washington.

CVN-72 Lincoln: Mid 2017, return to fleet. Nearing end of 48 month mid-life overhaul at Newport News, Virginia. Deployment late 2017.

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CVN-73 Washington: 2021 return to fleet. 48-month refuelling and complex overhaul (RCOH) at Newport News.

Building:

CVN-78 Gerald Ford. April 2017. Acceptance trials.

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CVN-79 John F. Kennedy. Delivery 2021.

CVN-80 Enterprise. Keel laid 2017.

Artist’s Impression

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The Impenetrable Darien Gap

The Darién Gap is a break in the Pan-American Highway consisting of a large swath of undeveloped swampland and forest within Panama’s Darién Province in Central America and the northern portion of Colombia’s Chocó Department of South America. It measures just over 160 km (99 mi) long and about 50 km (31 mi) wide. Roadbuilding through this area is expensive, and the environmental toll is steep. Political consensus in favor of road construction has not emerged. Consequently there is no road connection through the Darién Gap connecting North/Central America with South America and it is the missing link of the Pan-American Highway.

The geography of the Darién Gap on the Colombian side is dominated primarily by the river delta of the Atrato River, which creates a flat marshland at least 80 km (50 mi) wide, half of this being swampland. The Serranía del Baudó occupy Colombia’s Pacific coast and extend into Panama. The Panamanian side, in sharp contrast, is a mountainous rainforest, with terrain reaching from 60 m (200 ft) in the valley floors to 1,845 m (6,053 ft) at the tallest peaks (Cerro Tacarcuna).

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The Pan-American Highway is a system of roads measuring about 48,000 km (30,000 mi) long that crosses through the entirety of North, Central, and South America, with the sole exception of the Darién Gap. On the South American side, the highway terminates at Turbo, Colombia. On the Panamanian side, the road terminus is the town of Yaviza at. This marks a straight-line separation of about 100 km (60 mi). In between is marshland and forest.

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Efforts have been made for decades to remedy this missing link in the Pan-American highway. Planning began in 1971 with the help of United States funding, but this was halted in 1974 after concerns raised by environmentalists. Another effort to build the road began in 1992, but by 1994 a United Nations agency reported that the road, and the subsequent development, would cause extensive environmental damage. There is evidence that the Darién Gap has prevented the spread of diseased cattle into Central and North America, which have not seen foot-and-mouth disease since 1954, and since at least the 1970s this has been a substantial factor in preventing a road link through the Darién Gap. The Embera-Wounaan and Kuna have also expressed concern that the road would bring about the potential erosion of their cultures. The gap has been crossed by adventurers on bicycle, motorbike, all-terrain vehicle, and foot, dealing with jungle, swamp, insects, and other hazards.

This place looks like a mosquito and snake infested hot box.
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End of the road, Panama side.

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Did they finally capture a Ghost on film?

The stars of a long-running British ghost hunting television program believe they have finally succeeded in capturing an apparition on film.

The show ‘Most Haunted’ was investigating a location known as the Wentworth Woodhouse, specifically a stable block at the site purportedly home to the ghost of a large man.

During the filming of the episode, two of the ghost hunters suddenly stop after they hear unexplained footsteps at the end of a hall.

The pair attempts to communicate with any spirit that might be in the area, but their call quickly stops when they spot what appears to be the figure of a person walking away from them.

Although they are stunned by what they just saw, the duo bravely takes off after the potential ghost, yet find nothing at the end of the hall.

One of the series’ other stars, Yvette Fielding, marveled that “this has to be the most ground-breaking footage we have ever recorded.”

However, in keeping with the elusive nature of the ghost phenomenon, Fielding noted that the encounter left them with more questions than answers, despite seemingly capturing a spirit on film for the first time.

Of course, as with all paranormal television programs, viewers would be wise to exercise caution before jumping to conclusions.

When loads of money is involved, strange things can be undertaken. Was there some CG or other man-made magic involved here? Hard to say.

The Mirror

Winnipeg Zoo wants to sell booze on its grounds

Exotic animals and drinks. Now this sounds like the perfect combination.

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The Assiniboine Park Zoo hopes to be fully licensed soon.

Zoo official Laura Curtis says the Winnipeg attraction applied for a liquor licence for the entire grounds and hopes to have the new rules in place by the summer.

Curtis said the application is an effort to make it easier to host the many private events held at the zoo, which include weddings, receptions and private dinners.

When certain patrons get too looped, lets hope they stay on the paths.

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Oh oh, two intoxicants stumbled into the polar bear enclosure. Hudson the bear is moving in to check them out.

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