Grab the women and children and stay inside.








Grab the women and children and stay inside.










Ships backed up in the Red Sea.

Godzilla/Kong Salvage to the rescue.

Stygian Owl characteristics such as long ears tufts, dark coloration and particularly the brilliant red reflection of the eyes when illuminated by lamps have been associated with the Devil.


Language warning. Viewer discretion is advised.
Brazil is a 1985 dystopian science fiction film directed by Terry Gilliam and written by Gilliam, Charles McKeown, and Tom Stoppard. The film stars Jonathan Pryce and features Robert De Niro, Kim Greist, Michael Palin, Katherine Helmond, Bob Hoskins, and Ian Holm.
The form 27B-6 has to be filled out before work can be done by repairmen of the Department of Public Works.


To President of Nigeria, who was in national dress, 2003: “You look like you’re ready for bed!”

His description of Beijing, during a visit there in 1986: “Ghastly.”

To a tourist in Budapest in 1993: “You can’t have been here long, you haven’t got a pot belly.”

On the Duke of York’s house, 1986: “It looks like a tart’s bedroom.”

On the 1981 recession: “A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone’s working too much. Now everybody’s got more leisure time they’re complaining they’re unemployed. People don’t seem to make up their minds what they want.”
On Tom Jones, 1969: “It’s difficult to see how it’s possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.”
To then Paraguay dictator General Stroessner: “It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.”
To Scottish driving instructor, 1995: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”
To Susan Edwards and her guide dog in 2002: “They have eating dogs for the anorexic now.”
On Princess Anne, 1970: “If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested.”