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Killer Condom “Ouch!”

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Killer Condom (German: Kondom des Grauens, lit. ’Condom of Horror’) is a 1996 action comedy horror film directed by Martin Walz [de] from a screenplay he co-wrote with Ralf König, based on the comic books Kondom des Grauens and Bis auf die Knochen (Down to the Bones) by König.

It was distributed in the United States by Troma Entertainment, which promoted the film at the Cannes Film Festival with the help of “a six-foot-long fanged condom”.

In the seedy parts of New York City, gay NYPD detective Luigi Mackeroni is investigating a series of bizarre attacks at the Hotel Quickie in which male guests have all had their penises mysteriously bitten off. While at the hotel, he enlists the services of a gigolo named Billy and invites him up to the crime scene. When the two men are about to engage in sex, a carnivorous living condom interrupts them and bites off Mackeroni’s right testicle.

Now on a personal vendetta, Mackeroni begins his lone quest to not only bring a stop to the rash of condom attacks, but also to face his true feelings toward Billy the gigolo.

The Trojan Touch

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Watching late night TV a commercial came on that caught my attention.  A female battery operated masturbation vibrator.  Made for a female finger.  The Christian church leaders will love this!

Trojan Vibrating Touch Massager

If your clitoris is mad, if it’s tired of being ignored and treated poorly or if it’s not getting enough of the right kind of attention, help is here.

Trojan has answered many women’s prayers with the Trojan Vibratin Touch Massager. It’s a small yet powerful massager that provides thrilling sensations and vibrations right at your fingertips.

It comes with a storage pouch, a Trojan Her Pleasure condom, and two batteries since the Trojan Vibrating Touch can be reused. Get this ladies – it lasts up to 30 minutes! Now that’s $19.95 well spent!

Delightful Porn Star Names  

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Amber Waves


April Fills


Lance Romance


Punnani Lova


Pimpin Hairpies


Michael J. Cocks


Buck Naked


Beverly Hills


Peter North


Dixie South


Bronc Johnson


Lance Alot


Johny Cockring


Harry Dickensider


Jack Hammer


Billy Club


Dick Fitzwell


Miles Long


Betsy Onnerback


Alfred Hugecock


Buster Hyman


Ivana Bigone


Ivana Spankin


Lady Likesitfast


Mike McCrank


Sharon Partners


Sharon Peters


Sharen Cox


Holden McGroin


Ben Withmany 

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Johnny Depth

Lott O’Toole

Cherry McGee

Holden McGroyne

Poke My Hontas

Dick Rambone

Rocky Balboner

Bill Clitton

Ben Dover

Cherry Poppins

Rod Longstaff

Justine Beaver

Delightful Porn Star Names  

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Amber Waves


April Fills


Lance Romance

Punani Lova


Pimpin Hairpies


Michael J. Cocks


Buck Naked


Beverly Hills


Peter North


Dixie South


Bronc Johnson


Lance Alot


Johny Cockring


Harry Dickensider


Jack Hammer


Billy Club


Dick Fitzwell


Miles Long


Betsy Onnerback


Alfred Hugecock


Buster Hyman


Ivana Bigone


Ivana Spankin


Lady Likesitfast


Mike McCrank


Sharon Partners


Sharon Peters


Sharen Cox


Holden McGroin


Ben Withmany 

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Johnny Depth

Lott O’Toole

Cherry McGee

Holden McGroyne

Poke My Hontas

Dick Rambone

Rocky Balboner

Bill Clitton

Ben Dover

Cherry Poppins

Rod Longstaff

Justine Beaver

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Saudi women to get divorce confirmation by text message

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Saudi women use their mobile phones during the Janadriyah festival of Heritage and Culture held in the Saudi village of Al-Thamama, 50 kilometres north of the capital Riyadh
Saudi women are subject to male guardianship laws

A new regulation in Saudi Arabia is set to stop Saudi women from not knowing about their own divorce.

Starting from Sunday, courts will be required to notify women by text on rulings confirming their divorces.

Local female lawyers suggest the measure will end what are known as secret divorces – cases where men end a marriage without telling their wives.

The directive would ensure women are fully aware of their marital status and can protect rights such as alimony.

Last year, a decades-old driving ban on women was lifted in Saudi Arabia.

However, women still remain subject to male guardianship laws.

“The new measure ensures women get their [alimony] rights when they’re divorced,” Saudi lawyer Nisreen al-Ghamdi told Bloomberg. “It also ensures that any powers of attorney issued before the divorce are not misused.”

Many women have filed appeals to courts over being divorced without their knowledge, lawyer Samia al-Hindi told local newspaper Okaz.

The new step is said to be part of economic and social reforms pushed by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, such as allowing women to attend football matches and work in jobs traditionally reserved for men.

What can Saudi women still not do?

There are many things that Saudi women are unable to do without permission from a male guardian, usually a husband, father, brother or son.

These things include, but are not limited to:

  • Applying for passports
  • Travelling abroad
  • Getting married
  • Opening a bank account
  • Starting certain businesses
  • Getting elective surgery
  • Leaving prison

The guardianship system has helped create one of the most gender unequal countries in the Middle East.

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Bigfoot Erotica?

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Talk about bestiality.

The fact is, Bigfoot erotica is no joke. Tawdry tales of Sasquatch sex have been around for a long time — online, in print, and in old-fashioned porn. Take, for example, the 1977 erotic paperback, Nights with Sasquatch, an “explosive ordeal of rape and revenge,” written by John Cotter and Judith Frankle, or the 1981 short porn film, The Geek, about a group of hitchhikers who have an unexpected and sexy encounter with Bigfoot.

Bigfoot erotica has flourished on the Internet in recent years: author Virginia Wade was inspired to write her 16-installment series, Cum for Bigfoot, after noticing that “the ultimate alpha male,” as she described the hirsute hunk, had yet to be fully explored in erotic writing, despite the popularity of Cryptozoological porn, which features sex with mythical creatures like leprechauns and minotaurs.

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“He smelled of animal hide, which was heady and pungent…. Then he touched my face with the pads of his black fingers,” Wade writes in one sex scene from the series, which, according to The Daily Beast, at one point earned her approximately $30,000 per month through Kindle Direct Publishing.

After taking a brief Bigfoot hiatus to focus on writing erotica about Tarzan and vampires, Wade released three new installments of Sasquatch porn in January 2018. The Namaste with Sasquatch series is about a group of friends who go on a yoga retreat in the Rocky Mountains, where Bigfoot and his lusty appetite await.

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Wade isn’t the only Bigfoot erotica writer — there’s the adorably named Ann L. Probe, author of Boffing Bigfoot; Candy Banger, who proved Sasquatch swings both ways with Bigfoot’s Gay!; and Robyn Blackbird, writer of Bigfoot Did Me From Behind and I Liked It, to name just a few.

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What is wrong with these men, why can’t they keep it in their pants!!?

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First it was Harvey Weinstein, then Kevin Spacey and now Louis C.K., not to mention Fox News bully Bill O’Reilly, filmmaker James Toback and celebrity chef John Besh, to name but a few. All alleged to have committed sexual advances on unsuspecting victims. Oh I forgot one, President Donald Trump has 5 accusers alleging that he committed unwanted sexual advances towards them. And ‘The Donald’ admitted on tape that he grabbed women’s crotches, because since he was rich and powerful he could do anything to women.

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Is there not an antithesis drug to Viagra? When the libido of the harassers starts to boil, leading to a possible eruption, they could pop a pill that makes the cockeyed urges deflate. Keep it in your pants you idiots!!

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BUNNY HOP: PEEP INSIDE THE PLAYBOY CLUBS OF THE 60S, 70S & 80S

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From Dangerousminds.net

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Hugh Hefner at the first Playboy Club in Chicago

The first Playboy magazine hit the shelves in 1953 and in 1960, the late Hugh Hefner opened what would be the very first Playboy Club in Chicago. Other clubs would quickly emerge in more than twenty locations including Boston, Wisconsin, and Los Angeles, as well as more elaborate Playboy Club Resorts which you could visit in Jamaica and Manila. Entrance into the various clubs would run a member $25 a year for which they would receive a special key that when presented to a designated “Door Bunny” would get them inside. The clubs were designed to emulate the “Playboy lifestyle” projected by Hefner, though that’s not what initially ignited the vast existence of Playboy Clubs. The actual inspiration for the clubs began with an article in Playboy published in 1959 that detailed the goings-on at the historic Gaslight Club in Chicago’s River North area. The club was the brainchild of Burton Browne who modeled the club around the “Gay 90s” (aka the “Naughty Nineties” or the decade beginning in 1890) a debaucherous period where creativity and libidos ran wild.

Like Hefner’s future Playboy Clubs, entrance to the Gaslight required a key. Naturally, Hef was already a member of the Gaslight Club as it featured his favorite thing—half-naked women with large breasts everywhere you looked. According to Victor Lownes III, the executive of HMH Publishing Company (which would later become Playboy Enterprises in 1955) he recalled that the article received over 3,000 letters from readers of Playboy inquiring as to how they too could join this exclusive club. This set the wheels in motion for Hefner who knew how to recognize an opportunity, though at the time his vision for his Playboy-themed clubs didn’t include expansion beyond Chicago. When the doors to the fledgling club opened, it employed approximately 30 girls between the ages of 18-23 who were said to be “single, beautiful, charming, and refined.” It also somehow qualifies the old saying that people really did read Playboy articles. At least they read one in 1957. And that’s a fact.

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Frank Sinatra at the Las Vegas Club back in the day.

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Jamaica Club

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John Lennon at the London Club

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Sammy

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