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More funny Band names 

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I don’t know how much thought went into deciding on these names, but they are original.

The names:

Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation

Ducks Deluxe

The Hypnotoad

The Cramps

The Revolting Cocks

Dipstick

Nasal Sex With Broken Glass

The Meatmen

King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones

Lucifigous Prick

Aardvark Spleen

Nuts In Your Mouth

Shower With Goats

Rats of Unusual Size

Vowel Movement

JFKFC

Mermaid in a Manhole

Titwrench

Edith Bunker’s Demonized Vomit Insurance 

Sex Clark Five

Werm Gorefare

Unravelled Brown Cassette Tape Lying On A Freeway

Tom Cruise Control

Pork Queen

Some Asian Female Bodybuilders

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

Your Favourite Horse

Peter Mansbridge and the CBCs

Dracula Does Calculus

Apocalypse WOW!

Rubix Pube

Mono Pause

Die Monster Die  

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Die, Monster, Die! (UK title: Monster of Terror, also known as The House at the End of the World) is a 1965 science fiction horror film directed by Daniel Haller, and starring Boris Karloff, Nick Adams, Freda Jackson and Suzan Farmer. A loose adaptation of H. P. Lovecraft’s story “The Colour Out of Space”, its plot follows an American man who, while visiting his English fiancee’s familial estate, uncovers a series of bizarre occurrences.

Crank up the volume for this:

Spanish Bombs

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Spanish songs in Andalucía
The shooting sites in the days of ’39
Oh, please, leave the vendanna open
Federico Lorca is dead and gone
Bullet holes in the cemetery walls
The black cars of the Guardia Civil
Spanish bombs on the Costa Rica
I’m flying in a DC 10 tonight

Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón

Spanish weeks in my disco casino
The freedom fighters died upon the hill
They sang the red flag
They wore the black one
But after they died it was Mockingbird Hill
Back home the buses went up in flashes
The Irish tomb was drenched in blood
Spanish bombs shatter the hotels
My senorita’s rose was nipped in the bud

Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón

The hillsides ring with “Free the people”
Or can I hear the echo from the days of ’39?
With trenches full of poets
The ragged army, fixin’ bayonets to fight the other line
Spanish bombs rock the province
I’m hearing music from another time
Spanish bombs on the Costa Brava
I’m flying in on a DC 10 tonight

Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón
Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
Yo te quiero, oh mi corazón
Oh mi corazón, oh mi corazón

Spanish songs in Andalucía, Mandolina, oh mi corazón
Spanish songs in Granada, oh mi corazón
Oh mi corazón, oh mi corazón
Oh mi corazón

The Voice of Memphis

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Oi, oi, oi!

Walking ‘round the street
Hand-in-hand with fear (whoa-oh)
No-one can tell
What is ‘round the bend
Don’t side with the other side
’Cause if you do we’ll find you (whoa-oh)
Want to know exactly
If you classify as friends

This is the voice (the voice)
The voice (the voice)
Of Memphis!
And you better believe it!
The voice (the voice)
The voice (the voice)
Of Memphis!
Come on and fly the flag now!

This is the voice (the voice)
The voice (the voice)
Of Memphis!
And you better believe it!
The voice (the voice)
The voice (the voice)
Of Memphis!
Come on and fly the flag now!

Now we’ll have a go
For the TV and the papers
And all the media stupids
That like to keep us quiet!
Trying to bleed my city
Like the leeches of the nation!
We won’t give up quickly
We’re going to stand and fight!

This is the voice (the voice)
The voice (the voice)
Of Memphis!
And you better believe it!
The voice (the voice)
The voice (the voice)
Of Memphis!
Come on and fly the flag now!

Iggy Pop Louie Louie  

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and now…the news: louie louie oh baby i gotta go

louie louie oh baby i gotta go

the communist world is fallin apart

the capitalists are just breakin hearts

money is the reason to be

it makes me just wanna sing louie louie louie louie oh baby i gotta go louie louie oh baby i gotta go

a fine little girl is waitin for me but i ‘m as bent as dostoevsky

i think about the meaning of my life again and i have to sing louie louie again

louie louie oh baby i gotta go louie louie oh baby i gotta go let’s give it to’ em right now oh man,

i dunno like…health insurance the homeless & world peace & aids & education … i’ m tryin to do right but. ..hey life after bush & gorbachev the wall is down but something is lost turn on the news it looks like a movie it makes me wanna sing louie louie louie louie oh baby i gotta go let’s go

Pukatawagan explosion  

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RCMP explosives experts are on their way to a remote Manitoba First Nation community to deal with a dangerous situation that prompted the evacuation of more than a dozen trailers.

A man in the community of Pukatawagan on Tuesday evening found a box full of blasting caps while cleaning out an old business that had been owned by a construction company and took them home.

He left the box in his yard, near a playground.

RCMP spokeswoman Const. Line Karpish said when police were alerted to the explosives they evacuated 20 trailers in the area.

A blasting cap is a small explosive device generally used to detonate a larger, more powerful secondary explosive such as TNT or dynamite.

Those larger explosive compounds require a certain amount of energy to detonate. Blasting caps, which are much more sensitive and easy to detonate, provide that.

However, they can go off unexpectedly and are hazardous for untrained personnel to handle.

“It wouldn’t be like a huge bang but for all intents and purposes, you know, it could certainly hurt someone’s hand and then, you know, you put 20, 30 together it definitely has potential for harm,” said Karpish.

Karpish warns anyone who may find old explosive materials to just leave them alone and call authorities.

Pukatawagan is located more than 800 kilometres north of Winnipeg, near the Saskatchewan border.

The Pukatawagan theme song: