Brylcreem, A Little Dab’ll Do Ya!

Brylcreem is a British brand of hair styling products for men. The first Brylcreem product was a hair cream created in 1928 by County Chemicals at the Chemico Works in Bradford Street, Birmingham, England, and is the flagship product of the brand. The cream is an emulsion of water and mineral oil stabilised with beeswax. It is notable for the high shine it provides, which spawned the name of the product, stemming from “brilliantine” and “cream”.

It was first advertised on television with the jingle “Brylcreem — A Little Dab’ll Do Ya! Brylcreem — You’ll look so debonair. Brylcreem — The gals’ll all pursue ya; they’ll love to run their fingers through your hair!”. Another version was “Brylcreem—a little dab will do ya! Use more only if you dare; but watch out! The gals will all pursue ya! They’ll love to run their fingers through your hair!”

The jingle was created by Hanley M. Norins of the Young & Rubicam advertising agency. The television advertisement for Brylcreem included a cartoon animation of a man with (initially) shaggy hair, who happily has a little dab applied, and, miraculously, the hair combs and smooths itself.

When the dry look became popular, partly inspired by the unoiled moptops of the Beatles, the last line was changed from “They’ll love to run their fingers through your hair”, to “They’ll love the natural look it gives your hair”. Subsequent television advertisements used the mottoes “Grooms without gumming” and later, in the 1970s, in the United Kingdom and Canada, “A little dab of Brylcreem on your hair gives you the Brylcreem bounce”.

Serbian Influencer Narrowly Escapes Empty Bear’s Den When Creature Comes

A Serbian influencer is lucky to be alive after he foolishly climbed into an empty bear’s den and had to deftly escape from the predicament when the sizeable creature returned home. Stefan Jankovic reportedly shared footage of the unnerving misadventure, which unfolded in the village of Gornja Paklenica, on social media over the weekend. In the video, the young man crouches down inside the cavernous den before turning his camera to the entrance to show the unsettling animal looking down into the darkness and sniffing as if it can detect the undoubtedly terrified interloper.

Fortunately, the bear opted not to charge down and confront the trespassing young man. That said, Jankovic found himself stuck as the only means of escape meant exiting through the hole where the creature stood guard. Amazingly, that’s precisely what the influencer did, slowly clamoring out of the cavern past the animal, which sniffed at his head and camera. During the incredibly close encounter, Jankovic looked terrified as the bear was mere inches from his face, though thankfully he was allowed to peacefully pass by the creature without being attacked. While the stunt wound up receiving worldwide attention, the influencer would probably be wise not to tempt fate with a sequel to the widely seen video.

Fugazi 

Fugazi is an American post-hardcore band that formed in Washington, D.C. in 1987. The band’s continual members are guitarists and vocalists Ian MacKaye and Guy Picciotto, bassist Joe Lally and drummer Brendan Canty.

Fugazi are noted for their DIY (do it yourself) ethical stance, manner of business practice and contempt towards the music industry.

Fugazi have performed numerous worldwide tours, produced six studio albums, a film and a comprehensive live series, gaining the band critical acclaim and success around the world. Fugazi has been on indefinite hiatus since 2003.

Fugazi

Fugazi lyrics “Merchandise”

When we have nothing left to give
There will be no reason for us to live
But when we have nothing left to lose
You will have nothing left to use
We owe you nothing you have no control
Merchandise keeps us in line
Common sense says it’s by design
What could a businessman ever want more
Than to have us sucking in his store
We owe you nothing
You have no control
You are not what you own

Brother Theodore on Money 

Brother Theodore (November 11, 1906 – April 5, 2001), born Theodore Gottlieb, was a German-American monologuist and comedian known for rambling, stream-of-consciousness dialogues which he called “stand-up tragedy”.

Brother Theodore was a regular guest on David Letterman and made a memorable appearance in the 1989 film “The Burbs” which starred Tom Hanks.