More funny Band names 

I don’t know how much thought went into deciding on these names, but they are original.

The names:

Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation

Ducks Deluxe

The Hypnotoad

The Cramps

The Revolting Cocks

Dipstick

Nasal Sex With Broken Glass

The Meatmen

King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones

Lucifigous Prick

Aardvark Spleen

Nuts In Your Mouth

Shower With Goats

Rats of Unusual Size

Vowel Movement

JFKFC

Mermaid in a Manhole

Titwrench

Edith Bunker’s Demonized Vomit Insurance 

Sex Clark Five

Werm Gorefare

Unravelled Brown Cassette Tape Lying On A Freeway

Tom Cruise Control

Pork Queen

Some Asian Female Bodybuilders

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

Your Favourite Horse

Peter Mansbridge and the CBCs

Dracula Does Calculus

Apocalypse WOW!

Rubix Pube

Mono Pause

The Hand in the Desert

The Mano del Desierto is a large-scale sculpture of a hand located in the Atacama Desert in Chile, about 60 km to the south and east of the city of Antofagasta, on the Panamerican Highway. The nearest point of reference is the “Ciudad Empresarial La Negra” (La Negra Business City). It lies between the 1309 and 1310 km marker points on the highway. It was created to represent the awful Human Rights Chileans were going through in the past.

Graffiti idiots!

The sculpture was constructed by the Chilean sculptor Mario Irarrázabal at an altitude of 1,100 meters above sea level. Its exaggerated size is said to emphasize human vulnerability and helplessness. The work has a base of iron and concrete, and stands 11 metres (36 ft) tall. Funded by Corporación Pro Antofagasta, a local booster organization, the sculpture was inaugurated on 28 March 1992.

It has since become a point of interest for tourists traveling Route 5, which forms part of the Pan-American Highway. It is an easy victim of graffiti and is therefore cleaned occasionally.

To get to the sculpture from Antofagasta, take Route 28 going East until the road joins Route 5 at La Negra (industrial complex) (distance from Route 1 in Antofagasta to the junction at La Negra approximately 16 kilometres (9.9 mi)). Take Route 5 going South for another 48 kilometres (30 mi), where a dirt road turns right (West) towards the sculpture. The sculpture is 450 metres (1,480 ft) from the main road. Clear signposts are placed on the road, although the sculpture can already be seen from quite a distance away.

The Albuquerque International Balloon Festival Special Shapes

The Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta is a yearly hot air balloon festival that takes place in Albuquerque, New Mexico, during early October. The Balloon Fiesta is a nine-day event occurring in the first full week of October, and has over 500 hot air balloons each year far from its humble beginnings of merely 13 balloons in 1972. The event is the largest balloon festival in the world, followed by the Grand Est Mondial Air in France.

Got a thick wallet, and like to drive over hells half acre, here are some vehicles you could use 

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Four military trucks you can buy … and one you can’t

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Land Rover Defender                           

Country of origin: Britain

Briefing: Like the scrappy military transport that would become the Jeep Wrangler, the Land Rover Defender has evolved over its 65-year history, but has never jettisoned an ounce of capability. Available in hard-top, double-cab, pickup and bare-chassis configurations, the Defender is found around the globe, with some 55,000 units in active military service.

Price (Britain, exclusive of VAT): From £21,415 (approximately $34,500)

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Renault Sherpa                           

Country of origin: France

Briefing: Renault’s mighty Sherpa owes its appeal not only to the olive drab versions piloted by French and NATO soldiers, but to the charismatic appearances of the civilian model in the grueling Dakar Rally. Available by special order in Russia, Africa and the Middle East, the non-military Sherpa can be had as an unarmoured station wagon or pickup, or, for war-zone duty, a fully-armoured wagon. Power comes from a deafening 4.76-litre four-cylinder diesel engine. Its 215hp and 590lb-ft of torque reach all four wheels through a six-speed automatic transmission.

Price (UAE): Approximately 1m dirham ($272,000)

Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6x6 Showcar, Dubai 2013

Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG 6×6                           

Country of origin: Austria

Briefing: As production vehicles go, the Mercedes-Benz Geländewagen, otherwise known as the G Class, is ancient. Merely revised during more than 30 years of production, this bricklike military machine in a civilian paintjob still manages to capture the imagination of those who dream of traffic parting with their approach – business tycoons, action-film stars, the Pope. Like the “standard” G63 AMG, the new G63 AMG 6×6 packs a twin-turbo 5.5-litre V8 engine producing 536hp and 560lb-ft of torque. The engine meets the six-by-six drivetrain from Mercedes’ hulking Zetros truck, yielding 15.75in of ground clearance – sufficient to ford water as deep as 40in. Getting behind the wheel of this ultimate G Class, unless you happen to be, say, a James Bond villain, will be tricky. The vehicle is not (legally) destined for North America or right-hand-drive countries, and Mercedes has promised that production volume will be “very small”.

Price (Germany, exclusive of VAT): 379,000 euros (approximately $523,000) VAT- Value Added Tax

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Paramount Marauder                           

Country of origin: South Africa

Briefing: Ten tonnes of South African stoutness, the Marauder is possessed of a double-skin monocoque that helps it resist virtually all forms of light-arms fire, as well as the occasional anti-tank mine. It also, as Top Gear’s Richard Hammond learned,  is rather good as a city runabout – provided the pilot steers clear of fast-food drive-throughs.

Price: $485,000

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Oshkosh L-ATV

Country of origin: United States

Briefing: How to replace a fleet of aging Humvees that numbers in the tens of thousands? With a bit of technological derring-do. Wisconsin-based Oshkosh Defense has developed the L-ATV prototype to pick up where the Humvee has left off, carrying a diesel-electric hybrid powertrain that allows the purpose-built vehicle to run near-silent when missions require it. The US government has taken delivery of 22 L-ATV prototypes for testing, but civilian sales do not figure in Oshkosh’s immediate product plans.

Price: N/A

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Die Monster Die  

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Die, Monster, Die! (UK title: Monster of Terror, also known as The House at the End of the World) is a 1965 science fiction horror film directed by Daniel Haller, and starring Boris Karloff, Nick Adams, Freda Jackson and Suzan Farmer. A loose adaptation of H. P. Lovecraft’s story “The Colour Out of Space”, its plot follows an American man who, while visiting his English fiancee’s familial estate, uncovers a series of bizarre occurrences.

Crank up the volume for this:

Inside world’s tallest abandoned skyscraper dubbed ‘The Walking Stick’ ditched in £8bn doomed project

AN AMBITIOUS building that was meant to break major records has now become the world’s tallest “ghost scraper”.

Dubbed “The Walking Stick” because of the structural shape, Goldin Finance 117 would have been the fifth-tallest building in the world, if finished.

The Goldin Finance 117 in Northern China is twice as high as The Shard in London
The Goldin Finance 117 in Northern China is twice as high as The Shard in LondonCredit: Getty
It would have been the fifth-tallest building in the world if construction was completed
It would have been the fifth-tallest building in the world if construction was completedCredit: Getty
The unoccupied site has now become a 'ghost scraper'
The unoccupied site has now become a ‘ghost scraper’Credit: Getty

But all it could become was a hollow tube of steel and concrete that had been left deserted for years in China.

Eerie pictures now show the tall, abandoned building sitting empty after construction was stopped in 2015.

Goldin Finance 117 was part of an ambitious project worth a whopping £8billion.

Construction began in 2008, when cities across the country were vying for their place on the world stage.

The abandoned tower, sitting idle near China’s Tianjin business district, was topped at the height of 1,957 ft – with a total of 128 floors planned to go for housing, hotels, and commercial space.

It was supposed to be the centrepiece of billionaire Pat Sutong’s “Goldin Metropolitan” scheme – a high-end residential and central business district near downtown Tianjin.

The ambitious skyscraper was aimed at the super-rich – with multiple residential and commercial towers, French and Italian-style manors, a wine museum, extensive gardens, and even a polo club, on offer.

But all it could become was a hollow tube of steel and concrete that had been left deserted for years in China.

Eerie pictures now show the tall, abandoned building sitting empty after construction was stopped in 2015.

But all it could become was a hollow tube of steel and concrete that had been left deserted for years in China.

Eerie pictures now show the tall, abandoned building sitting empty after construction was stopped in 2015.