I don’t know how much thought went into deciding on these names, but they are original.

The names:

Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation

Ducks Deluxe

The Hypnotoad

The Cramps

The Revolting Cocks

Dipstick

Nasal Sex With Broken Glass

The Meatmen

King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones

Lucifigous Prick

Aardvark Spleen

Nuts In Your Mouth

Shower With Goats

Rats of Unusual Size

Vowel Movement

JFKFC

Mermaid in a Manhole

Titwrench

Edith Bunker’s Demonized Vomit Insurance 

Sex Clark Five

Werm Gorefare

Unravelled Brown Cassette Tape Lying On A Freeway

Tom Cruise Control

Pork Queen

Some Asian Female Bodybuilders

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

Your Favourite Horse

Peter Mansbridge and the CBCs

Dracula Does Calculus

Apocalypse WOW!

Rubix Pube

Mono Pause