
Train Tush Push

I was watching Magnum P.I. TV show reruns from the early 1980’s the other day and realized how great that theme song is.
The original theme music for the opening credits of the pilot episode was a mid-tempo jazzy piece by Ian Freebairn-Smith. This music was also used for the next nine regular episodes.
Beginning in Episode 12, it was replaced by a more up tempo theme typical of 1980s action series by Mike Post and Pete Carpenter with guitar by Larry Carlton. This theme had been used during the show and over the closing credits from Episode 8. A longer version of this second theme (“Theme from Magnum P.I.”, 3:25 in duration) credited to Post was released as a single by Elektra Records in 1982 and featured on the Billboard Hot 100 chart that same year, peaking at No. 25 on May 8, 1982. This version also appeared on Post’s 1982 album Television Theme Songs.
Extended version:

August 1985, Brazil — Thousands of saqueiros (sack carriers) working on the Serra Pelada gold mine, which was known rather descriptively as “the Ant Hill”. The mine was closed down at the end of the 1980s. Brazil. — Image by © Stephanie Maze/CORBIS

In 1979, Genésio Ferreira da Silva, a farmer in the remote interior of Brazil, discovered a nugget of gold on his property and hired a geologist to see whether there was more to find.
Within days, word had spread and a gold rush had begun. After five weeks, 10,000 speculators were scratching through the soil and finding nuggets as large as 13 pounds.
By May 1980, 4,000 miners had laid claim to two-by-three-meter plots in the rapidly deepening and expanding hole in the ground. Workers known as garimpeiros collected the muddy soil into 40-pound sacks, which they then carried up hundreds of feet of rickety wood and rope ladders to the lip of the mine for sifting.
At its peak, an estimated 100,000 garimpeiros worked in the yawning mine. A shantytown sprung up near the chasm, where some 60 to 80 murders went unsolved every single month.
In 1986, flooding forced mining operations to end. In six years, the officially recorded yield was 44.5 tons of gold — but it was estimated that as much as 90 percent of the gold found was smuggled out and sold on the black market.
Today, the mine is a small, polluted lake, which still sits on top of tons of undiscovered precious metal.


Mine surveyors measure off a single plot 2 metres by 3metres










August 1985, Brazil — 70,000 workers or hormigueros, “ants”, carry sacks of dirt down the mountain at the Serra Pelada, or Naked Mountain, gold mine in Brazil. The dirt is sifted at the bottom of the mountain for gold nuggets. — Image by © Stephanie Maze/CORBIS









The weight of one massive jug on top of the other has been plaguing big-breasted side sleepers for ages. Or so the makers of this item claim.

Contain your lunch and expose your OCD.

The Better Marriage Blanket
Protect yourself from deadly farts with “the same fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.”

The Backup
A bedside gun rack so you can shoot an intruder without hesitating long enough to notice it’s just your girlfriend.

FIR-Real Portable Sauna
Leave a little bit of your ball sweat every place you visit with this traveling torture chamber.

This product for the prostate challenged was recently included in a Father’s Day Gift Guide … written by the worst son ever.

Gangnam Style Singing Toothbrush
Hear this maddening tune two times a day for two minutes straight and try not to kill yourself. It’s like Fear Factor.

The Tush Turner
A lazy Suzan for your fat ass that’s guaranteed to make it even fatter.

The UroClub
Douse your friends in urine when you accidentally swing this pee-filled tube instead of your three iron.

The Fat Magnet
Suck the grease—and fun—out of every meal.

Hand Fitness Trainer
Type so hard you break the goddamn keys!

Bigfoot Garden Yeti
A sculpture that ensures a neighbor will never come knocking.

Organic Woombie Baby Swaddle
Finally, a newborn straitjacket!

A manatee and its calf drift underwater in Hunter Springs, Florida.
An algal bloom in the area had caused a decline in the eelgrass beds that provide them with food, but the local community restored the habitat, resulting in more manatees being recorded than ever before.
The photo taken by Dr Jason Gulley, who is also a geologist, is among several highly commended in this year’s Wildlife Photographer of the Year.
Twist and Jump by Jose Manuel Grandío, Spain

Jose saw this stoat jump mid-air as an “expression of exuberance” as the small mammal hurled itself around in a fresh snowfall.
Highly Commended, Behaviour: Mammals
Location: Athose, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté, France
Deadly Bite by Ian Ford, UK

The radio alerted Ian that a jaguar had been spotted prowling a tributary of the São Lourenço river. Kneeling in the boat, he was in the perfect position when the cat delivered the skull-crushing bite to the unsuspecting yacare caiman.
Highly Commended, Behaviour: Mammals
Location: Pantanal, Mato Grosso, Brazil
Going with the Floe by Tamara Stubbs, UK

A standout moment on Tamara’s nine-week expedition in Antarctica’s Weddell Sea was when two seals bobbed up to the surface to take a deeper breath after falling asleep alongside the ship.
Highly Commended, Animals in their Environment
Location: Weddell Sea, Antarctica
Moscow and Pyongyang have a wide-ranging deal covering sectors including education, agriculture and tourism.

The goats, which were exported from Russia’s Leningrad region, represent a first batch of farm animals that Russia intends to deliver to North Korea. | Kirill Kudryavtsev/AFP via Getty Images
Goats for guns?
After a summit between Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in June at which the international pariahs discussed mutual cooperation, Moscow has delivered a gift to Pyongyang.
Russia sent, drumroll, 447 goats to the North Korean city of Rason, the Russian agriculture safety watchdog Rosselkhoznadzor said in a press release.
The goats, which were exported from Russia’s Leningrad region, represent a first batch of farm animals that Russia intends to deliver to North Korea. The goats will provide dairy products to local children to relieve North Korea’s food shortages, mainly caused by government-related policies, with the situation getting worse during the Covid-19 pandemic.


Cats do have a fascination with sinks and tubs, not to mention taps, faucets and even water coolers. And they say cats are afraid of the water.



















