These movies have a clue in their title. You could say the whole fricken plot’s in the title. Don’t Go in the Attic, Don’t Look in the Basement, Don’t Answer the Phone, you know the kinda thing. Don’t do any of these things OR ELSE! You know it’s gonna end up bad. And that’s part of the attraction.
Most movies with a big ol’ Don’t in their title promise a gory flick featuring some dumb numb nuts sophomore who ignores the advice on the poster ends up kebabbed by nightfall. The idea is simple—stick to the rules or end up dead. It’s a well-worn trope: the myth of Eve and the apple, or Bluebeard’s latest squeeze snooping in the closets, or the enquiring Pandora opening that goddam box of hers. Hindsight’s great but not when you’re dead—for Pete’s sake…
Woman Finds Husband’s Body In Closet 8 Months After Reporting Him Missing
A woman who reported her husband missing eight months ago has found his body in the couple’s home. Jennifer Maedge called police on April 27 to say 53-year-old Richard had told her he was coming home from work early. However, while his car was in the driveway when she got home, Richard was nowhere to be found.
It wasn’t until she went looking for the Christmas decorations over the holidays that she realized her “missing” husband was actually right there in their home all along.
“I decided to put the Christmas tree up, and I was looking for a tote of Christmas ornaments. That’s when I discovered him,” Jennifer told the Bellville News-Democrat of the moment she discovered Richard.
She went on say that there was tons of junk in the closet and she never goes in there, hence the reason it took her so long to find her husband. But while her story might seem somewhat suspect, KTVI claims a coroner’s report found that Richard Maedge died by suicide. His body was said to have been “mummified” by the time he was discovered.
The coroner also said that Richard’s body would have stopped smelling pretty quickly after it decomposed. However, before things got to that stage, Jennifer Maedge had police out to the house on two occasions to investigate a “strange odor” in the house. Eventually, they decided it was all down to the trash scattered all around the property. A plumber was hired to fix broken sewage pipes and eventually, the smell went away. Little did they know that the problem was far from solved.
Richard Maedge’s sister, Marilyn Toliver, criticized police for not finding her brother during their two searches of the house. However, she’s glad the family finally knows what happened. “Even though we didn’t want the outcome that we had, it’s still an outcome that we can put him to rest,” she said.
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it’s so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go
Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park And hold my world…
The Monterey International Pop Festival was a three-day music festival held June 16 to 18, 1967, at the Monterey County Fairgrounds in Monterey, California. The festival is remembered for the first major American appearances by the Jimi Hendrix Experience, the Who and Ravi Shankar, the first large-scale public performance of Janis Joplin and the introduction of Otis Redding to a mass American audience.
Watching Austin Powers the other day Burt Bacharach music started playing. This guy was good.
Burt Freeman Bacharach (May 12, 1928 – February 8, 2023) was an American composer, songwriter, record producer, and pianist who is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential figures of 20th-century popular music. Starting in the 1950s, he composed hundreds of pop songs, many in collaboration with lyricist Hal David. Bacharach’s music is characterized by unusual chord progressions and time signature changes, influenced by his background in jazz, and uncommon selections of instruments for small orchestras. He arranged, conducted, and produced much of his recorded output.
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