What do Space Aliens want with our Cows?

When UFOs fly over a farm, it always seems that the first thing they do is to beam up the farmer’s cows with their Tractor Beam. Alien abduction accounts being what they are, you’d think they’d be more interested in the farmer, but where else would you test a tractor beam but on a farm?

 

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The entry portal has to be quite large for a 900 pound bovine to make it through.

 

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What do they want with the cattle? They like the taste of beef or cow milk?

 

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Do they probe the cows cavities and orifices? If so, do they use an anesthetic?

 

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The rest of the herd here looks totally oblivious to the tractor beam abduction.  Wouldn’t they be spooked?

 

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The other cows just continue grazing, as if nothing is happening. Could it be that the other cows are being communicated to telepathically by the Aliens to Stay Calm and Carry On?

 

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Those cows will not be going up that chute without being nudged along by an electric cattle prod.  This race of Space Aliens obviously haven’t figured out how to build a tractor beam.

 

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Not only has this race of Aliens figured out how to build a tractor beam, they have mastered the art of camouflage.

 

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Here the Alien has left the UFO. It appears to be beating on the unsuspecting bovine! This Alien is looking to get a good kicking.

 

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Another milking dairy cow. Why the persistent interest in cows that need to be milked by suction devices?

 

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This cow looks pissed. The Aliens better be prepared for some agitation up in the spacecraft.

 

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The Aliens obviously didn’t perform proper reconnaissance on this bovine. The poor thing is chained to the ground!  Great way to test the strength of the tractor beam.

 

It is not always a sad ending. Not all the cows are mutilated and have their sexual organs, eyeballs and brains removed.  Some are returned to their relieved and exhilarated farmers.

 

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Ultimately, why, why?  Are those dirty little Gray Aliens into bovine bestiality?  Or could it be honest to goodness veterinarian research. If only the NSA and CIA would disclose the truth! They know, oh yes they do!  They listen in to everything. They have operators hiding in those corn fields and paddy saturated pastures pointing intercept signals dishes at the whole damn situation. Why won’t they tell us what the hell is going on?!!

Farmer giving a milking demonstration inside the Alien spacecraft.

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