Month: May 2018

‘World’s oldest woman’, 128, says she’s been miserable every day of her life and her long life is a punishment from God

Markozen.com Offbeat

A Russian woman is claiming to be the oldest person in the world, but says her upcoming 129th birthday is nothing but ‘punishment’.

Koku Istambulova, from Chechnya, says she has not had a single happy day in her entire life, and  has no idea how she has managed to live this long.

Istambulova, who shuns meat but loves fermented milk, believes it simply is ‘God’s will’ that she will live to see 129 next month.

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The claim that Istambulova is about to turn 129 is made by the Russian government, and is based on her internal passport, which shows her date of birth as 1 June 1889.

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If correct, Istambulova was already 27 when the Russian Revolution unseated Tsar Nicholas II, 55 when World War II ended, and 102 when the Soviet Union collapsed a generation ago.

During the war she recalls ‘scary’ Nazi German tanks passing her family home in a village in Chechnya.

She and her family were later deported along with the entire Chechen nation Kazakhstan and Siberia by Stalin who accused them of Nazi collaboration.

Asked how she lived so long, Istambulova told an interviewer: ‘It was God’s will. I did nothing to make it happen.

Daily Mail

Woman In £1,000,000 Hat Tells Britain To ‘Live Within Its Means’

Markozen.com Money

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A woman sitting on a chair made of gold has encouraged the country to “live within its means” during these times of austerity while addressing a room full of millionaires.

She also voiced support for a government imposing longer working hours with less pay on junior doctors while wearing a hat encrusted with five rubies, 11 emeralds, 17 sapphires, 273 pearls and 2,868 diamonds.

“One also hopes one’s government will put superfast broadband at the top of its agenda,” she added. “Because the Wi-Fi at Balmoral is totally pants.”

She then left Parliament and returned to her £1 billion house. Her crown left shortly afterwards in its own horse-drawn carriage.

Huffington Post

Kindness

Markozen.com Music
Try A Little Kindness
If you see your brother standing by the road
With a heavy load from the seeds he’s sowed
And if you see your sister falling by the way
Just stop and say, you’re going the wrong way
You got to try a little kindness
Yes show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you’ll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets
Don’t walk around the down and out
Lend a helping hand instead of doubt
And the kindness that you show every day
Will help someone along their way
You got to try a little kindness
Yes show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you’ll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets
You got to try a little kindness
Yes show a little kindness
Just shine your light for everyone to see
And if you try a little kindness
Then you’ll overlook the blindness
Of narrow-minded people on the narrow-minded streets

 

It’s All About the Flattery

Markozen.com Geopolitics

The North Korea–United States summit is a planned future meeting between the leaders of North Korea and the United States set to take place on June 12, 2018 in Singapore.

The White House confirmed the planned meeting between President Donald Trump and Chairman Kim Jong-un on 8 March 2018. This would be the first time a sitting U.S. President will have met the leader of North Korea since the Korean War. Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that “in the meantime, all sanctions and maximum pressure must remain.” Kim referenced preparations for the meeting in remarks to the Politburo of the Workers’ Party of Korea on April 9.

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On May 15, 2018, North Korea threatened to cancel the summit meeting with United States President Donald Trump.

The two men are known for their arrogance and narcissism. These two guys love themselves. What is the best way to get people like this to appreciate you? Throw gobs of flattery at the other guy. Trump adores people that compliment him. He despises people who criticize him. Considering these traits of the two leaders, the best way to have the summit hum along is for them to stroke each other with reckless abandon. Some examples below:

Kim Jong-un: “Mr. Donald your orange hair and red face remind me of sunset over the treetops of the Ryongsong Palace in Pyongyang during the springtime.”

Trump: “When you smile Leader Un the plump cheeks on your face are like glorious dimples on a Nebraska groundhog.”

Trump: “President Kim your short stature makes you look like a formidable and handsome Hobbit that cannot be swayed.”

Kim Jong-un: “Mr. Donald, your legendary promiscuity with women has to mean that you are a great sex-maker with a love muscle that is the envy of all men on Earth.”

Trump: “Emperor Kim Jong-un your haircut looks like something the Gods of the future would adorn. It makes you look like a Wizard of the electro-pop scene from the 1980’s.”

Kim Jong-un: “The way you can rattle off insults against the media and opponents shows you are a spontaneous genius who can really think on his feet and with his smartphone.”

Trump: “Kimmy, the way you show resolve by executing ingrate generals by the most excruciating and heinous methods proves you are a man of action.”

They will love each other when this is over. No more Dotard and short and fat insults.