It’s All About the Flattery

The North Korea–United States summit is a planned future meeting between the leaders of North Korea and the United States set to take place on June 12, 2018 in Singapore.

The White House confirmed the planned meeting between President Donald Trump and Chairman Kim Jong-un on 8 March 2018. This would be the first time a sitting U.S. President will have met the leader of North Korea since the Korean War. Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that “in the meantime, all sanctions and maximum pressure must remain.” Kim referenced preparations for the meeting in remarks to the Politburo of the Workers’ Party of Korea on April 9.

Donald Trump

On May 15, 2018, North Korea threatened to cancel the summit meeting with United States President Donald Trump.

The two men are known for their arrogance and narcissism. These two guys love themselves. What is the best way to get people like this to appreciate you? Throw gobs of flattery at the other guy. Trump adores people that compliment him. He despises people who criticize him. Considering these traits of the two leaders, the best way to have the summit hum along is for them to stroke each other with reckless abandon. Some examples below:

Kim Jong-un: “Mr. Donald your orange hair and red face remind me of sunset over the treetops of the Ryongsong Palace in Pyongyang during the springtime.”

Trump: “When you smile Leader Un the plump cheeks on your face are like glorious dimples on a Nebraska groundhog.”

Trump: “President Kim your short stature makes you look like a formidable and handsome Hobbit that cannot be swayed.”

Kim Jong-un: “Mr. Donald, your legendary promiscuity with women has to mean that you are a great sex-maker with a love muscle that is the envy of all men on Earth.”

Trump: “Emperor Kim Jong-un your haircut looks like something the Gods of the future would adorn. It makes you look like a Wizard of the electro-pop scene from the 1980’s.”

Kim Jong-un: “The way you can rattle off insults against the media and opponents shows you are a spontaneous genius who can really think on his feet and with his smartphone.”

Trump: “Kimmy, the way you show resolve by executing ingrate generals by the most excruciating and heinous methods proves you are a man of action.”

They will love each other when this is over. No more Dotard and short and fat insults.

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