Trump Deports Cesar Millan

The “Dog Whisperer” Cesar Millan has been deported back to Mexico by President Donald Trump. Trump used an obscure presidential order to have the dog psychologist forcibly removed from U.S. soil. It all started when Trump became aware of a Cesar tweet where he wrote “I have a pooch in my kennel that completely resembles ‘The Donald’.” Cesar thought it was funny, not so Trump.

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The Trump look-a-like pooch.

Trump immediately called in Attorney General Jeff Sessions to figure a way to kick Millan out of the country. They used an unknown law where if the president deems somebody as potentially hostile to his person, he can throw them out.

Photo of Trump taken right after he read the Millan tweet.

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Trump was quoted as saying: ” I want that greasy whisperer out now. I’ve always hated that little Mexican. He comes to this country and makes millions of dollars by brainwashing stupid and vulnerable dogs. He’s a fraud, he is bad, he is an awful person. Get him the f#@k out!!”

Cesar with his pack south of Tijuana after he was ungraciously deported by a Marine helicopter.

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Cesar’s lawyers could not be reached for comment at press time.

Meanwhile back in D.C. Former WH press secretary Sean Spicer was spotted peeping into the White House from the rose garden.

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3 thoughts on “Trump Deports Cesar Millan

  1. Trump needs to get the hell out of office that’s what the fuck he needs to do. And yes I’m a DEMACRAT.😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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    • You commiecrats want socialism so much so go live in a third world socialist shithole. It is YOU who will be deported permanently by patriotic Americans. You hate our country. Illegal aliens, like Cesar Millan, force their way in and sponge and steal from Americans, including our disabled who live in pain 24/7. I’ve witnessed this firsthand for the last 30 years. Pres. Trump is RIGHT! Why should Cesar Millan flout our laws and show contempt for our country and people, then make millions off of his bad behavior?!

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  2. Trump needs to get the hell out of office that’s what the fuck he needs to do. And yes I’m a DEMACRAT.😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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