Trump Unleashes “Shock and Awe”

Using the term the U.S. military coined during the invasion of Iraq in 2003. Donald Trump tweeted that “we are going to take out the mortal enemy with a ‘Shock and Awe’ campaign.” Trump then did his usual double tweet. “Bad people, fantastic, Great!”

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Sean Spicer then held an impromptu press briefing to try to explain what Trump meant.
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Spicer’s face was beat red as he stepped to the podium, word was that he had eaten 30 sticks of gum before the briefing and was having a negative reaction. Heads up: Spicer has admitted that he eats dozens of sticks of gum before noon everyday. Fact check it.
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Spicer started off by saying. “Today is a great day for this administration and all Trump supporters. Military action has been taken against the blood enemy of Donald Trump. An underhanded adversary that is cunning and uses every trick in the devil’s toolbox to defame and criticize the president. An enemy that has no morals when it comes to telling the truth. A despicable force within this great country that is the ultimate enemy of the American people. An enemy that had to be eliminated. An enemy that will be wiped off the face of the earth. An enemy that will burn in the depths of hell for all eternity.”
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“Today at 11 am eastern daylight time. The U.S. air force was ordered to take out this enemy. Fighter bombers from east coast bases conducted missions against the headquarters of CNN, The Washington Post and the New York Times. No questions you bastards. God Bless Donald Trump and the Trump administration. End of press briefing.”
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Fox News distributed the photos below
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Bombing run against the Washington Post
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CNN headquarters seconds before being blown to hell
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And finally, the final seconds before the NY Times building collapsed into a heap of rubble as it was hit by six 500 pound laser guided bombs.
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There was reports that the pilots were ready to revolt and mutiny. But a memo was handed to each pilot written by Trump himself that read: “if you disobey these orders and do not carry these missions, your immediate family and extended families will all be Fired!!”
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As reporters kept flinging questions at Spicer today after he abruptly ended the press briefing, he suddenly started to shutter, everyone in the room gasped as he began to direct some energy ray that emanated from his eyes at CNN reporter Jim Acosta.
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Acosta is in stable condition at a Washington area hospital.
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