Always the cows getting abducted by the Space Aliens. What do those sneaky Aliens want with the bovine?  They sometimes seem to release the cows, sometimes not.

Some entrepreneur has come up with a really cool idea. An abduction lamp.

I have to get this lamp.

Why always dairy cows? This could be more about milk than beef. After travelling a billion light years and only half way to their destination, the space aliens have run out of milk, they know cows exist on Earth. So why not take a small side trip to the blue planet and beam up some cows, get a human abductee farmer to milk them. Voila, fresh, glorious cold milk. Totally worth the trip.