A rogue Russian intelligence super-agent purportedly has released a compromising photo of Donald Trump when he was in Moscow in 2013 promoting the Miss Universe Pageant. The Russian espionage agent defected to Mongolia, then contacted CNN regarding the photo, it is rumoured the news network paid 20 million dollars to the spy for the picture.

The image was captured at the Moscow Marriott Royal Aurora Hotel. Trump was staying in the Deluxe Imperial Cossack Penthouse suite by himself. Russian military intelligence agency (GRU) had the room rigged with micro cameras and hyper sensitive listening devices. One unsubstantiated report is that the Russians recorded Donald having a six minute urination. So much for the small hands.

Trump’s security detail made up of former U.S. Marines and Navy Seal operators scanned the room and did find six cameras. However, leaked reports to Buzzfeed.com says that at least two cameras escaped detection. The camera that captured Trump in the compromising circumstance was located in the middle of a 95 inch flat-screen television. The camera was so small that it appeared to be comprised of nano technology.

The photo itself shows a naked Donald Trump siting on the edge of a bed, he appears to be in very deep contemplation. To Donald’s right is well-known Moscow socialite and sex fiend Zlata Ludmila Bolshakov-Voskoboynikov, also naked. Zlata is also known for her penchant for rough and deranged sex, very deranged rough sex. In the photo she has a very big double edged battle ax in her hands. Now that must have been one hell of a night! Hey Donald! You Beast!

The controversial and potentially explosive photo:

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