Trump actually cracked a funny joke and showed a rare tinge of modesty at press conference yesterday

Trump said everyone has skeletons in their closet — except the vice president.

“There are bad reports on everybody in here, most of the people sitting down here — except for Mike Pence, by the way,” he said, to laughter. “And if we find one on him, then I’m … that’s going to be it, that’ll be the greatest shock of all time.”

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Trump speaking in the White House Rose Garden on October 1, 2018.

Trump pointed out he doesn’t drink — and acknowledged that if he did, he would be the “world’s worst”
There have been questions about whether Kavanaugh lied about his drinking while in high school and college. He has said he didn’t drink heavily while he was young, but others who knew him have refuted that claim.

A reporter asked Trump whether he would pull Kavanaugh’s nomination if he lied about his drinking. Trump responded by talking about the fact that he doesn’t drink.

“I don’t think [Kavanaugh lied],” Trump said. “I’m not a drinker. I can honestly say I’ve never had a beer in my life. It’s one of my only good traits. I don’t drink.”

In a brief moment of self-awareness, he acknowledged that alcohol would likely make his already volatile nature worse: “Can you imagine if I had? What a mess I would be? I would be the world’s worst,” he said.

Still has that “Great Wall’ in the back of his mind.

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Below: in another dimension where the “Donald” became a belligerent mean-spirited alcoholic.

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But isn’t he already belligerent and mean-spirited?

Mickey Mouse expelled from Egypt schools

Children in a province north of Cairo may face the new school year without familiar Disney characters to cheer them up, it’s reported.

The governor of Qalyubia has decreed that cartoon images of Mickey Mouse and his friends on the walls of pre-schools must be replaced by “military heroes”, the Youm7 news site reports.

“We need to replace pictures of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck with images of famous Egyptians and military martyrs, so that children will look up to them as role models. These characters are US-made, whereas we have our own noble figures who can deepen children’s patriotism and love of country,” Alaa Abdul-Halim Mohammed Marzouk told reporters.

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A Ministry of Education official in Qalyubia told Youm7 that a committee would see how the governor’s orders should be implemented across the whole province.

The Egyptian government of President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi – a former general – is keen to raise the profile of the military in all spheres of public life, in particular education.

Soldiers killed in clashes with Islamist extremists in the Sinai Peninsula are lauded as “martyrs” in the official media, and their families are honoured at official ceremonies.

But Governor Marzouk’s decree has come in for mockery on social media, with many users arguing that the authorities need to focus more on crammed classrooms and old-fashioned teaching methods.

“I don’t know what to say. I learned to read before going to school because of the Mickey magazine, which I still read now,” tweeted one users, referring to a comic that puts Disney characters in an Egyptian setting.

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Journalist Mohamed Ragab wrote “Somebody should tell His Highness the Governor that his decision has turned him into a cartoon character.”

Some objected to “hanging photos of the dead on the school walls”, asking “what have our children done to deserve this?”

But a few people did applaud the initiative. “It’s good that we teach our children about the martyrs who sacrificed their lives for the people of Egypt. My regards to the governor of Qalyubia,” was one online comment.

Disney characters may strike a particular raw nerve with the Egyptian authorities, London’s Al-Araby Al-Jadeed news site reports. A Facebook user was sentenced to three years in jail in 2015 for posting a photoshopped image of President Sisi with Mickey Mouse ears.

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Edward Burtynsky is a Canadian photographer and artist who has achieved international recognition for his large-format photographs of industrial landscapes. Burtynsky’s most famous photographs are sweeping views of landscapes altered by industry: mine tailings, quarries, scrap piles. The grand, awe-inspiring beauty of his images is often in tension with the compromised environments they depict.

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