I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
Carl Sandburg
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
George Burns
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
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There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
Josh Billings
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Socrates
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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Buddhist Monk protesting in an incredibly intense way. Vietnam 1968.
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